Randy: No! Im mowing the air Rand, Im mowing the air! Jim, 68. The thing is when youre shopping for a ring you gotta take your time because you know its my wife were talking about. 5. But its like, I kinda like my freedom, too, at the same time, know what I mean? J-Roc, 89. That's how you pronounce it. A link is only as long as your longest strong chain. Ricky, 20. Trailer Park Boys Cheeseburger Quotes Conky Trailer Park Boys Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Ricky: Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that. I am Jim Lahey, and I am your trailer park supervisor. Jim, 7. The seventh and final season of the series' original run on Showcase ended in 2007, with its final episode, "Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys", premiering as a one-hour special on December 7, 2008. Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around. Ricky, 22. Todays getaway has been brought to you by, the letter F for f*cked in the head, which you are Ricky. Conky, 83. Bubbles: Ricky that's not very good. Im probably smarter than that, I mean. Get to work. I need a bag of chicken chips. But don't fuck with me, 'cause I'm gonna start fuckin' with you big-time. I dont do as much coke as you do. Best 36 Ricky Trailer Park Boys Quotes September 28, 2020, 10:48 am 1- "I'm not the kinda person to say atodaso, but you know what? You don't hear me talk about that, do you? In the great white north, there's no better way to relax than to kick back, crack open a Molson, and play some road hockey. Ricky promises Julian that he wont ruin Randys picnic, however he finds other ways of disrupting Randys day. He can smoke a pound in a single bound. A lot cheaper than a f*cking trailer. Bubbles, #6. Ricky: [confused] What in the f*** are you guys talking about? See more ideas about trailer park boys, trailer park boys quotes, trailer park. Lucy, Ill be a better father than you will ever be. Ricky, 93. I'm really drunk and I don't need this sh*t! That was the only thing I had, that my parents gave me before they f*cking deserted me in this shed, which I don't have anymore! Further production has not been renewed, but future seasons have not been ruled out of the question. Ricky: I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? Go on with your wallet. I live out here in a car and Ive got everything I need and Im happy! Like flames f***ing gulfing, gulfing, gulfing out the roof, out the f***ing door, it was gulfing, there was nothing I could do. Instead of growing dope six or seven times through denial and error, theyre gonna get it right the first time. Ricky, #16. Julian: Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot. Because of Jim Lahey, an ex-cop officer, the trio has to do their best to hide their guns, scams, and illegal substances from the public eye. "Some guy would take one look at me and say'uhhh, sorry sir, you gotta be able to see a little better than that.' That's exactly what Bubbles did when Julian of Trailer Park Boys became a free man again in "Never Cry Shitwolf," an episode that brings out one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. A vlog series on Swearnet called State of the Union confirmed a second season taking place in the United States. This is pretty relatable, as audiences have all had to let go of something at one point in the hopes it will come back. Ricky wont give me my kitty. Bubbles, #9. The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff are thatyou cant lie to them. If It Doesnt, You Dont Own It. You don't fuck with me, I'm not gonna fuck with you. No you f*** off you little f***! With the October 2017 death of actor John Dunsworth, the show is presumed on unannounced hiatus, although all previous series are still popular on Netflix. Julian: Where did you guys hand those flyers out at? Then I just kept eating. Ricky, #14. Sam Losco: [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog before the speech] Who's there? Can you go f*ck yourself? Hampton and Bubbles, #13. Im either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or Im gonna get into television and radio broadcasting. Julian, 99. Stay focused, man. Julian, 71. But Bubbles took the blame, so once someone takes the blame, whaddya do? I don't trust that f***in' guy, I don't. The first can doesnt count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin. Ricky, 35. When you plant sh*t-seeds, you get sh*t-weeds. Jim, 54. Julian: Ricky, what do you mean you think so? Was it awesome? Ricky, 38. Bubbles: [when asked if his rocket can fly] Can it fly? I was gettin' changed, you know what I'm sayin'? Since the fellas have been around for so long, I dont doubt that there are many more excellent statements I didnt include. "Friends with the Benedicts" and "Sweet and power chicken" are some of the most revisited phrases that have come out of Ricky's mouth. I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck! Mr. Lahey and Randy to the F***-off department and hurry the f*** up! I'm not as smart as everyone else. That's not gonna happen man because most of that sh*t's ours. I don't remember exactly, but very well he could be a male prostitute. [Lahey and Randy show up to shut down the concert]. Go talk to Barb, tell her you were too stoned at the time and you need to think about it. Get two birds stoned at once. Julian: I want you outta that car in two days though, Ricky. I paid ten f***in' dollars! You wanna see a rocket go, Randy? Seems to me like one of us ain't black. [Pointing to Randy] Randy, you a'int even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? Looks like Bubbles has got wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard! You understand, Bud. Conky: [to Julian after he pulls the gun out of Ricky's hand] Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used Patrick Swayze. Which is no big deal but, you know, I dont really wanna go back to jail. park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road. For f***s sakes! Number one: were on probation. Please share your thoughts in the comment section below! Bubbles: Here's what I know, Rick. Jail used to be so f*ckin cool, but now, its big-time f*cked! Ricky, #21. Sh*t-waves. Bubbles has used a few different versions of one of the most recognizable Bubbles quotes, including repurposing it as an answer to a question in "The Bible Pimp" (Season 2, Episode 5), and it was even used as the title for the Christmas special "Dear Santa Claus, Go F**k Yourself!". Collecting all of the Trailer Park Boys best lines is a tough job, but somebody had to do it! These things have a way of working themselves out. . Ricky: Somebody who just failed grade 10. The guy's not from Compton. Conky: [singing] Ohhh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze you were so f***in' sexy in Road House and f***in' Dirty Dancing. What in the Fuck Happened to Our Trailer Park? I've talked to Bubbles about it and he's probably gonna give me a hand 'cos we both can't have this tape floatin' around, so anyway, you know, I was kinda countin' on you to maybe help plan this but if you don't want to, that's up to you, just hope you won't feel guilty when me and Bubbles are in jail and you know you could have prevented a murder. Lists of comedy shows in all their iterations, from classic sitcoms to avant-garde dark comedies. You're drunk right now, I can smell the f***in'liquor on ya' from here. Trailer Park Boys is a popular Canadian sitcom/mockumentary focusing on the misadventures of ex-convicts living in fictional Sunnyvale Trailer Park which is located near Halifax, Nova Scotia. When two sh*t plates strike and come together under incredible pressure, what happens Bubbs? Survival of the fitness, boys. Ricky, #30. Ricky: Getting caught masturbating sucks. Sarah: No, J-Roc's not crazy. Julian: [talking to camera] In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky. It was, it was f***ed. F***in' retards. Ricky: You're under f*** off for grand f***in' offin'! Hes a complete and total idiot! Prosecutor, 80. Whenever they go out with Ricky and Julian, what happens? Ricky: Good luck finding a job, since you failed Grade 10, f***in' idiot. The kitty-loving cart thief lives in a shed, but somehow, he's the anchor that keeps his friends Ricky (Robb Wells), and Julian (John Paul Tremblay) grounded. Jesus, I hope I dont get pulled over. Quotes. Hear that? The whole ordeal results in cheating and too many people in the ring, getting everyone disqualified. Nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Bubbles: Ricky, just - everybody, we'll all f*** off at the same time. Quotes. J-Roc: Can't we talk? [pause] Daddy's bum's fine, honey. Maybe you should call Barney and Fred in. Unfortunately, Ricky believes the cat is his now, and when Bubbles comes to take him back, fireworks fly, leading to, oddly, one of the wisest Bubbles quotes. It doesn't matter if he is getting into some serious trouble or trying to push his merchandise, Ricky always has something funny to say. Dont judge a cover of a book by its look. Ricky, 14. Ricky: I'm a hell of a lot better father than you'll ever f***in' be. It's Ricky here just lettin' you know that, uh, I've thought about this, I feel I have no other options, I'm gona go down to Lahey's trailer, I'm gonna break in, and I'm basically probably going to kill Mr Lahey, and I'm thinkin' about killin' Randy as well, and I'm gonna take the porno tape back. No cat of mines gonna live in a car. Bubbles, #8. Trailer Park Boys is a series that portrays life under substance abuse, violence, theft, and poverty. Shes not gonna be wearing one of those Cubic Zarcarbian things, shes gotta have a nice ring. Ricky, 92. Listen, Bubs. Cory: J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. His door starts to creep open, and it looks like one of those hairy guys is trying to break in, so he calls up Ricky, who happens to be watching the same show, and they beat the monster with baseball bats. Ricky (While hiding behind Phil during the shoot-out with Sam) Sam, you're fucking losing it, bud. I f***ed up, Dad, I'm sorry. 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