Uh, not you, brain maggot. During Expiration day, When Soldier yelled "I teleported bread!" Nice work guys. ", "My foot will transform into a foot - with your ass wrapped around it! All rights reserved. ", "I will find you. Less work for me. I tried it once. Now put down those socks and let's get to work! Okay, I'm back. My brother and I call truce! One, two, three. Here comes the big twist! ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? It's not a 7-Eleven. The both of us. Representing the American ways through his weapons.Spending time with RED Demoman (as BLU Soldier; formerly). Which isn't off the table, by the way. Redmond Mann: Blutarch, we're family. Dear God, we are sorry we angered you, please stop helping the other team! ", "One time I killed a man in Germany! ", "Merasmus! Don't listen to my idiot brother! Yeah money well spent. "Oh no, I hope this scary wizard doesn't guess my card. Some men gave more than some. Im gonna headbutt ya! You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! ", "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets! However, there are no grenades strapped to his bandolier and he is usually seen holding and/or smoking his crack pipe with an demented expression on his face. Scout: [after killing an Engineer] Here's something you shoulda built: a not dyin' machine. [shuffling noise] This is what I'm paying them! ", "This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia! Tom, say something! If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me. Demoman: All o' ya are dandies, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs! So have you guys been doing? Buff Banner Gunboats . ", "I cannot be bargained with! The capture point which BLU is defending in the video is normally RED's final capture point on Granary; under normal circumstances, BLU cannot hold this capture point during a round in-game. Scout: [dominating a Heavy] Them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't *hit* nothin', are they? Blutarch Mann: All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the *exact* same thing, but with my haunted corpse! [Cut back to battle scene. There is Hell in every direction. Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. ], [The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. Numbnuts! Bombinomicon: Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. The soldier has several vocal responses all of which are listed below excluding voice commands. Administrator: Heads up, Engineers! Spy: [if caught on fire] I appear to have burst into flames. R.I.P Rick May :c, "You are good son, real good. Soldier: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. I slept on my tarp, not wanting to shelter myself on that last night, and woke before dawn to watch the sun rise over Mount Hood. Could've had - could've had me eye out! Actually. But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they *will* prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. Got anything funny to say about that funny man? ", "My shoulders are broad, men, but I can't fit all of you on them! Ap-Sap: [the Spy places the Ap-Sap on an enemy Engineer's building] Well done! Blutarch Mann: [RED team is close to winning] Blast! #1. Blutarch Mann: The devil! It's the taking part that counts. Incorrect tf2 (& hcs) 1.5M ratings . [after killing a Demoman] Depth perception pal, look into it! [dominating a Heavy] Them $200 bullets aint so hot when they dont *hit* nothin, are they? Don't worry, boys! ", "Just because you won does not make you a winner! Is it live ammunition? TF2 Quotes (also known as Team Fortress 2 Quotes) are a selection of quotes from the game, Team Fortress 2. I am surprised at that. [after killing an Engineer] Heres a schematic for ya: MY ASS. ", "Merasmus! The Russian version is the only one to translate this line. You are an Englishman in a dress! Oh I'm gonna be famous. Dominating a Soldier "Dominated, hippie, get a job!" "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!" "You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!" "What's the matter, hippie? To read. Redmond Mann: [Payload race lost] No! Yeah, I'm hungry too. ", "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife. Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] In addition to ammunition this dad bod brute is capable of reaching great heights by jumping while firing a rocket at the ground. One of the heads falls onto the ground]. 224 matching entries found. Soldier: to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion. Feliz Navidad! It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff. Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my beloved battlefield! How do you like this island? ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! Blutarch Mann: [RED team is in the lead] Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class! Character Bio: Name: Mr. Mundy Location of origin: Australia Job: Precision EliminationMotto: "Pink Cloud of Death Hailing from the Australian Outback, the Sniper is a tough and ready crack shot. I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! Yes yes yes Redmond Mann: BLU team! () Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! Heavy: [singing, after eating sandwich] Me and my sandvich, coming to kill you! Mann Up Mode activated! () Unless it's a farm!The Soldier. Its time to let loose the hounds of justice!, Im the best there is at what I do, and what I do isnt very nice., Faster than lightning, more powerful than a locomotive!, Maybe you shouldve stayed in bed today!, Im gonna show you what pain looks like!, Im gonna make you wish you were never born!, Im gonna give you a war you wont believe!, Im gonna carve my initials in your forehead!, Im gonna give you a one-way ticket to hell!, Im gonna give you a short, sharp shock!, Im gonna give you a face full of fist!, Im gonna give you a one-way trip to the moon!, Im gonna give you a one-way trip to the slammer!. ", "I will not tolerate failure on my team. Welcome to Hell! Noooooooooooo! ", "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best. Soldier: This is my world. ", "Dear other team: please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! [after destroying an Engineers dispenser, sentry, or teleporter] I broke your stupid crap, moron! Go crazy nuts. Soldiers Chance Inspirational God Military Obsessions Navy Wife Marine Wife Army Wife Military Wife Troops Support Being Strong Love Military Wife Marine Wife Holding On Letting Go Limits. His "campaign" ended in 1949 when word got out that the war had ended four years earlier. Like most of the mercenaries, the Soldier carries a shotgun for his secondary weapon, which is great for close combat when the rocket launcher is too risky to use. During this event, the Soldier was awarded several detinguished medals, all of which he had designed himself. ", "Do not get cocky, men, even though we have every reason to be! ", "If I have to crack some skulls, I will. Ive been looking through everything lately and come across a question, what cosmetics (Excuse my grammer problems) will make our Team Fortress 2 classes look like old classic people from the historic wars? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and - hey, it's pretty nice. [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. I am here to take American jobs! In addition to theirhealth-related effects, both pickaxes also enable the Soldier to preform his signature taunt kill called the "Kamikaze", where the Soldier can destroy all enemies and Engineer buildings within a 6-foot radius with one of his own grenades, but at the ultimate cost of sacrificing his own life, as the name of the taunt suggests. Scout: Are you listening? [Fades], "Dominated, candy pants! Soldier Quotes Tf2 Scout Quotes Soldier Quotes Inspirational Scout Sniper Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Administrator: [all six players die] How could you *all* die at once? Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America), https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3c/Cm_soldier_summary_callout_04.mp3. All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Soldier taunts page along with a description of the animation. ], [The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him. ", [The Soldier runs up to the Sentry gun and rocket jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the Sentry and killing the Engineer in the process. Ha ha ha! It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. Soldier | If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell! The Soldier jumps downward, firing a Critical rocket that lands just before he does. Team Fortress 2 components nine playable classes, fairly split and organized into Offense, Watchman, and Support. I will be the last man standing! Without them, we wouldn't exist. For the older class in TFC, see Soldier (Classic). ", "The best part of you ran down your motherboard. I hate ghosts so. [Sotto voce] "Call me later, we can talk about our day. ", "You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! Go for the eyes!" and "I am battle-hardened veteran of a thousand wars". ", "We've hit the top of the mountain, son! Tf2 Best Soldier Quotes & Sayings. You are an Englishman in a dress! Awoo-ooh! Administrator: You failed! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Let me get real with you for a minute. 48 Best Tf2 Quotes "It's time to let loose the hounds of justice!" - Soldier "I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice." - Scout "Faster than lightning, more powerful than a locomotive!" - Scout "It's time to bring the pain!" - Soldier "I'm gonna make ya famous!" - Scout I won't lie to you: you're going to die! ", Tonight your ass is gonna be visited by three ghosts, my boot, my other boot, and a ghost. Welcome to Hell! < 1 2 3 4 5 6 . Bloody - what have you got me into? Scout: [getting a lot of height with double or triple jumps] Hey I can see my base from here! Pepper fie. Now Bird Heavy will vomit worms down your throat! By Soldier needs a Home, Merasmus had enough, and kicked him out of his castle. The Great Equalizer Apr 13, 2020 @ 2:38pm. However, in the right hands, it is still very powerful. The Sniper's main role on the battlefield is to pick off important enemy targets from afar . Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full of radiation. Thanks! ", "DOMINATED!" ", "Can one of you look at the top of my head? Later in 1968, the Soldier was hired into TF Industries., where he was assigned to one of two subsidiaries (RED or BLU respectively) as part of a longtime armed conflict between the two adversaries in what would become known as the "Gravel War"; this event is where much of Team Fortress 2 takes place. Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the WAR! -M-NUva. I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven! ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! (Redmond Mann) | [more monotone voice] Yes we are, Soldier! When the Soldier hits the Spy in the face with his Shovel, the poster on the wall in the background ironically reads "No Smoking". Ap-Sap: Let me tell you where I am right now: I am of the view of running away in the other direction. Not an art class! ", "There are many like it, but this one is mine! ", "I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it! Soldier Tf2 Quotes & Sayings . Scout: [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald, fatty fat fat! Suddenly takes you, you're like I've gotta read some books! You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg! IN HELL! ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! Hey hey! I plan to trade him all your gravel for it! Archimedes the Undying: [these voice lines are enabled when the Medic wears a zombie/undead version of his pet dove Archimedes on his shoulder] Bwark, kill them all! ", "Everyone, please stand! ", "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it! Soldier: [with an eagle head replacement item] Dominated, Candypants. Soldier: The great eagle scourge returns, hippies! In memory of him tell us your favorite soldier quote. You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse. At this juncture. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. ", "I run on blood! I was built to scare you! It spawned a multimedia franchise that includes comics and short films. ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! And I am most proud of, "Let's kick this robot's ass back to the Bronze Age!". 'Cause I don't want any piece of this. Tf2 soldier quotes. Yeah money well spent. That's bad! ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. ", "Remember, men, there is no 'I' in 'team'! Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! BLU team! ", "This point is mine! ", "Bomb head! Are these - are these live? Unless it's a farm! This is why I got into the Devil business. ==Thanks for watching and subscribing my channel :3== That's all I do. You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! Showing 1-2 of 2. It feels-, "You're all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!" I will slap the magic out of your mouth! "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. Administrator: You failed me. Bombinomicon: Holy crap, it's you guys! ", "You kids today don't know how to dominate. I've got your rent. Hasta gazpacho! Wars like WW2/World War 2, Civil War, World War 1/WW1 and more? Soldier s stash gentle manne s service medal stainless pot tyrant s helm killer s kabuto sergeant s drill hat lumbricus lid chieftain s challenge stout shako grenadier s softcap defiant spartan exquisite rack hero s hachimaki honcho s headgear brain bucket furious fukaamigasa team captain. Call me later, pal. ", "You will stand next to that cart or I will, "All gave some, some gave all! two, my mane is lustrous and fragrant and catches the wind perfectly! ", "You ranked up, son! By the great seal of the United States of, "Pay no attention to the top of this man's head! Do something! And even then, good luck! Spy: [another 'on fire' line] I do believe I'm on fire. In the final scene, the decapitated Spy head is missing a tooth, meaning that this is the head of the earlier Spy that the Soldier hit in the face with his Shovel. A tank has entered the area! Yes! Where it belongs! The BLU Sniper Gaming Heads is proud to introduce the fourth in our 12 inch Team Fortress 2 line, the Sniper! ", "This is my world. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. https://www.quotes.net/movies/team_fortress_2_143395, https://www.quotes.net/movies/team_fortress_2_quotes_143395. I just made all my bullets disappear into your chest cavity.". Soldier: [dominating any player, which means killing the same person four times in a row without being killed back by them] If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created *me*! Administrator: Yes, break them! Location of Origin: Midwest, USA. Everything above your neck is going to be a. Merasmus: [Merasmus spins the wheel of fate, and it lands on the spot that ?berCharges everyone on both teams, making them invincible for a few seconds] You are GODS! ", "Go back to Calgary, ya cow-herdin' Canadian! Yeah, it's mine. Sniper | In defiance of all good sense and judgment, the Soldier can detonate a rocket at his feet and launch himself skyward at the cost of some health. Fight to the death. Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]. Don't panic, but they are shooting at us. . Engineer: [after one of his automated sentry guns blows away an enemy] Another satisfied customer! Run cowards! It's not the winning, is it? ", "Permission to get cocky, men! You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! Perhaps I should just hire *them*! I cannot be reasoned with! Rick May, the voice actor for TF2's Soldier, recently passed away. Administrator: Oh no. Welcome back. I've got to sweat the small stuff. There, the Soldier taught himself how to use various weapons before beginning a "Nazi killing spree". ], [Cut to the Soldier, drilling what appears to be a line of recruits. Never anger a magician! If you can help us with this wiki please sign up and help us! ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes. No, wait skeletons! Tough, durable and well-armed, he's versatile, capable on both offense and defense, and a great starter class to get familiar with the game. You are not welcome in my world. He's choking on a bottle of moldy deer poop. [normal voice] Oh, shut up! Who stopped pushing the cart? You'll be needin' another use for that neck. ", [Cut to the Soldier holding his Shovel and screaming. You are a mistake of nature! Did no one else hear that? ", "Never forget; always remember. Logic . Not much is known about the Soldier during his early life, but according to his official biography on the Team Fortress website, the Soldier was desperate to join in on the action during World War 2. And I am going to, "Everyone, please stand! He can also substitute it for a backpack called the Buff Banner, which will build rage as the Soldier deals damage to enemy mercenaries, and when fully charged, will allow the Soldier to literally blow his own horn and buff himself and nearby teammates with temporary guaranteed mini-crits. submission source: hoodwinked tf2 tf2 sniper tf2 soldier soldier sniper incorrect tf2 quotes thank you for the submission! Hold on. In it, Players join one of two teamsRED and BLUand choose one of nine character classes to play as in game modes such as capture the flag and king of the hill. ", "You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! A heart inside of another heart and pump them full of robots a bottle of moldy poop. 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